Thursday, January 21, 2010

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Zombieland dunce


is very nice to meet good yields so-called "revival of the zombie film" genre after the debacle of the late eighties with the myriad of crappy productions, each one worse than the last. Zombieland film in late 2009, production belongs to the zombie, who despite not innovate anything in the genre and drink from the fountain of other films of yesteryear, it is extremely entertaining and recommended for various reasons I will explain below. Zombieland
puts us in a post-apocalyptic scenario where the infection has already spread throughout the world, and the survivors struggling not to be eaten by cannibals bastards resuscitated. The initial narrative weight of the film goes to Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg), a scrawny, little archetypal character, which tells how he survived from the rules of survival that he has developed. These rules will become quite familiar to people who have read "The Zombie Survival Guide
" by Max Brooks, a book that will also be the source of inspiration for 70% of the film. If the tape initially confronts us as a "survival horror", with the appearance of new characters are given a plot twist focusing on the lives of these before the zombie apocalypse - running from flashbacks - and then on the construction of new relationships in the midst of chaos. All this topped with zombies, blood and violence and situations that are quite funny.
This film could not be classified as a 100% horror ... not as a comedy. If I could say that belongs to a subgenre of "bloody comedy horror", which was precursor "Shaun of the Dead" on zombie, but if we go back into the past, films like "Evil Dead" would be their true ancestors. Zombieland "is funny? Yes, it is extremely fun. It's entertainment pure, sincere and unpretentious than that we can offer. Is 90 minutes full of winks to fans of the genre, absurdly laughable situations, characters well drawn and developed, and obviously zombies! addition to a strong story, the performances deserve special mention. We will meet with a masterful interpretation of Mr. Woody Harrelson, who will serve the poor bastard who enjoys shooting milk and blowing zombies heads (also starring in a scene that seems taken from "Natural Born Killers" but with zombies), and a credible and very beautiful Emma Stone, who is the female share in the chaos and destruction.
For an ordinary person, those who idolize clunkers as an avatar and going to the movies to eat popcorn and furtive loves realize is probably a fun option to pass the time. For fans of the zombie genre, in general, horror film, will become not only an enjoyable film experience, but also a benchmark, as well as "Shaun of the Dead" film which has nothing to envy.

THE SCENE:
All amusement park scene is absolutely crazy (especially the nod to "Natural Born Killers"), but nothing better than seeing Woody Harrelson drugged and disguised as a ghostbuster!



Wednesday, January 13, 2010

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FANS FIRST IMAGES OF PARANORMAL ACTIVITY


As anticipated in the deserved diatribe against the filthy film called AVATAR (and you, damn reader will find here

), the legions of fans with profound mental retardation and schizotypal personality disorders, began to appear like flies attracted by the newly expelled fecal matter, fantasizing about their favorite characters, speaking on Na'vi and assuming the roles of stereotypes and flat characters the film. I wondered how the hell does one human being to look like a fucking Na'vi without the help of computer? Well, the question was resolved with the next picture:


HAHAHAHAHAHA subnormal petite face type is sent ... serious problems that should have this character to go with these estolideces. And the girl, well, sexual behavior must be an absolute fraud that forced her to seek relief from their emotional wounds Na'vi believing the fucking princess ... must have courage in life too (and an incredible lack of skill and / or moderately well-paid work) to go around with the damn face painted blue. Should rather be painted like Braveheart and Scottish Claymore buried each one in the chest and thus put an end once and for all its agonizing and miserable existence. "HIJOS DE PUTA ... LET TO SAY THAT I AM A Na'vi"



What needs to be a freak fan of Avatar as our two dear friends in the picture? Well, first of all have greatly enjoyed this snafu, and dream that someday we will be blue and dominate the universe. Second, have a remarkable inability to personal relationships, have little interest in sexual activities that involve another person and invoke fervently Onan. Finally, and of course, have played role-playing games without being able to separate fantasy from reality.
With the help of a compulsive reader of this blog, I have received a picture of the average fan of Avatar:

All I really hope with devotion of this stinking Avatar fever are three things: 1. That are created and painted Na'vis the snout, start a crusade against other men and begin to systematically murder 2. Na'vi movements arise here in Colombia ... I would love to see all those Zambos subnormal painted blue and crossing the center of Bogota in taparabos. 3. To start a cult Na'vi
similar to Heaven's Gate
and that all these Degracia commit suicide awaiting the arrival of a spaceship from that damn planet that frees them from their bondage in human bodies ... a huge favor that we would!

Friday, January 8, 2010

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Well, by now, most bloggers immersed in the scene of horror and have given their views on this film. I appreciated to go wasting my time watching the mega-swill called AVATAR (whose vilification can read
here), and other such occupations ethyl had no opportunity to appreciate the Paranormal Activity. Being extremely laconic , the film is about a couple, Katie and Micah (no, not lesbian, Micah is a man) who begin to experience strange events
at home. These incidents usually occur at night while the couple sleeps, which requires that Micah decided to record all events night with his new video camera. The events will get worse as the nights pass y. .. first thing I have to say is that the effectiveness of this film depends 100% on the attitude of the viewer. I mean, if a person has seen the trailer, bought his ticket, and go to the cinema with your partner / friends, or in worst cases, alone in the plan of "this movie sucks" , "film with a handheld camera sucks" or "going to suck cock the whole film," surely the impression that history will leave the viewer, not the best. But otherwise, if the person who decides to watch this movie, he decides to get involved also with the characters and situations are presented, as well as the environment that is progressively rancidity, greatly enjoy a film, without being the great wonder of cinema, fulfills its mission is to envelop the viewer with history, and ultimately scary. For me, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY runs for three primary reasons: 1. The film has a nice narrative pace, we will carry it slowly and progressively from absolute calm until the final chaos, in a spiral of events that for many, can seem really scary. 2. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY is based on a disturbing topic: human weakness in the midst of its deepest sleep. 3. Katie Featherston. If there is anything to praise Mr. Oren Peli is the choice of this unknown young for the role. An excellent performance in addition to convey the terror felt by the character when he is haunted by paranormal entities, achieves a perfect example of how his life goes back shit as the footage progresses. Furthermore (and more so) is that this woman is the peak of what I consider feminine beauty: Not too skinny, rather quite fleshy and voluptuous, a beautiful face, enormous breasts and legs able to take my breath in the middle amatory a pirouette extracted from the WWF. Fortunately, this woman remains 90% of the film in little shirt and shorts!












Many people have talked about the "delayed effect" of this film that is, the feel of a film and once we proceed to rest peacefully in our beds. And it is not surprising that certain ruidillos night, whether they come from the street, our neighbors house or home, we put a little nervous and paranoid. But in my case, the experience of having worked two years in a criminal court taught me that the real fear comes from the murderers, thieves, rapists, pedophiles, swindlers, thugs and other criminal ilk lurking day and night, and they are so common in this damn country. But on the other hand, many of my acquaintances who have seen it have told me of true post-traumatic experiences including a couple of sleepless nights, inability to go to the bathroom to pee at midnight, susceptibility to the night noises and phenomena related to the so-called sleep paralysis, which will certainly create a culture of viewing post PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. Finally I would like to make two dimensions. For information provided by friends who saw the movie on DVD, some footage of this version were clipped to her namesake theater, and also with a different ending - including the final stage and the end of the DVD I'd definitely stick with the first. One of these scenes is the exorcism of Diane (in the theatrical version is just a fucking and crappy screenshot a Web site, and
pixelated image shows Diane). Unfortunately I only got pictures like this, but seems nowhere in the damn video. Do any of you have seen, has a copy or know where to locate? I would not say that this film works if seen for the second time, is likely to be predictable and even boring. But for those who have not had the chance to see, and also have the facility to engage in the stories they (and if it is also easily frightened), PARANORMAL ACTIVITY in no doubt a recommended to begin in 2010. MORAL OF THE FILM: Do not go back to sleep with a partner.