Friday, May 28, 2010

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A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (2010) REMAKE OF SHIT!



  • How to ruin, unabashedly, one of the best films ever made by any human being? How to destroy universal horror icon? How the hell learn what NOT to do when trying to make movies? These "hows" are solved with the ultra-tacky (and unnecessary) remake of "A Nightmare on Elm Street ", a film that should come with a scrotum despellejarte pliers and a hammer to kill himself after seeing it.

    its director's career would have to give us a clue to the huge amount of fecal matter that we will receive: Samuel Bayer, a guy who has done music videos for bands such as Blink 182 shit, Green Day or Mierdallica (this explains everything ...)


    The story: Nothing new. So they told us in 1984, only this time it counted evil, wrong and a main character rather than scare / surprise, generates as much pity as a dying man leper. Gone was the great Robert Englund, was behind the awesome, frightening and funny Freddy Krueger ... Now we have a filthy Gusarapo more like a turtle with gangrene, a majestic figure of horror.


    I have read in several places to praise Jackie Earle Haley and his portrayal of Freddy. I honestly do not understand that his performance seems positive: It is a weak and feeble that lends a plaintive tone to the character, which clearly was not the original, but Robert Englund was a Johan Hegg, it is clear that neither was a sad wimp. In addition, this new Freddy leaves charisma aside, to become a murderer again, a butcher without something that distinguishes it from other slasher villains.






    A PAIR OF IMAGES OF NEW FREDDY KRUEGER


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    S i as impressive was that the original manner in which Freddy Krueger went from being just an urban legend, a silent reminder that gradually became a character in "real" through fear and the fear that fed him, able to attack their victims through their dreams, well here it all goes to hell, to Ten minutes into this movie and takes a couple of dead under the back and a bunch of teenagers in terror with a complex history, but you already know by heart.
    Everything is chaos, everything is a spiral of bad performances, everything is a horrible experience 95 minutes in length, which shows once again that these scammers (director, producer, writer, etc. ) benefit only to fill their coffers with dolaretes, regardless of the way they do. I thank Satan have been born in the time required to see the original when I was a little boy, and I appreciate having such
    movies to see over and over again until my eyes bleed profusely. Every last time was better.

    Needless warn that under no circumstances see this movie ... not even the slightest sense of nostalgia ... will surely ruin the good (or bad) memories of childhood, when it was difficult to sleep thanks to Mr. Krueger. FLEE, FLEE of this crap, as if it were a whore to the neck smeared feces, and infected with venereal disease multiple ... have been warned!

    Tuesday, May 18, 2010

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    VIDEOCLIPS OF HORROR: Stormlord - I AM LEGEND


    From italics land comes this video of the excellent band of Symphonic / Melodic Black Metal Stormlord, his song "I Am Legend" which is part of his second album, 2001 "At the Gates of Utopia." Zombies, walking dead bodies devoured by the powerful voice of Christian Borchi and devastating drum lines of Mr. David Folchitto, are the main ingredients of a good video that adorns one of the best songs this great band ... enjoy it ...


    Tuesday, May 11, 2010

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    ZINEMA




    ZINEMA ZOMBIE
    All the cinema of the ZETA BE Season # 14 Tuesday, May 25 (Opening - Free entrance) George Franju (France, 1960)

    Friday, May 28
    BAMBOO HOUSE OF DOLLS
    Kuei Chih-Hung (Hong Kong, 1973)
    Saturday, June 5
    (EL SANTO EN) OPERATING 67
    René Cardona - René Cardona Jr. (Mexico, 1967)

    Friday, June 11
    HORROR OF THE BLOOD MONSTERS
    Al Adamson (USA, 1970)

    Saturday June 19
    MAY
    Lucky Mckee (USA, 2002)


    Friday June 25 SAMURAI REINCARNATION


    Kinji Fukasaku (Japan, 1981)


    Saturday 3
    July MURDERER SIX WOMEN FOR
    Mario Bava (Italy, 1964)

    Friday July 9
    OUTLAW KILLERS: MAD DOG THREE BROTHERS
    Kinji Fukasaku (Japan, 1972)

    Saturday, July 17 FANTASTIC VOYAGE

    Richard Fleischer (USA, 1966 )

    Friday, 23 July

    THE FUNHOUSE
    Tobe Hooper (USA, 1981)

    Saturday July 31 MONDO TOPLESS

    Russ Meyer (USA, 1966)

    Chamber The Founders of the Central University (Calle 22 # 5 -91)
    Value-inlet
    : 2,500 pesos legal currency