Thursday, September 30, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
Milena Velba Miosotis Tits
TEMPORARY CLOSURE FORMOL.TV BOY EATS GIRL
Dear, unhappy, lazy, unemployed, unhappy, miserable supporters and detractors of FORMALDEHYDE TV.:
Through this I wish to inform you that the closure of the project to clean up television mediocrity and disinfection of actors and actresses filled with filth and rubbish, better known as FORMOL.TV
. must be silenced for a while thanks to that great lie called freedom of expression. The main reason is due to the judicial process initiated by a "neat" and "flawless" citizen (who probably will not taste a pole male for a good season) against their servers. As a precaution we have decided to suspend activities and order an immediate shutdown while things rinsed with justice.
Dear, unhappy, lazy, unemployed, unhappy, miserable supporters and detractors of FORMALDEHYDE TV.:
Through this I wish to inform you that the closure of the project to clean up television mediocrity and disinfection of actors and actresses filled with filth and rubbish, better known as
. must be silenced for a while thanks to that great lie called freedom of expression. The main reason is due to the judicial process initiated by a "neat" and "flawless" citizen (who probably will not taste a pole male for a good season) against their servers. As a precaution we have decided to suspend activities and order an immediate shutdown while things rinsed with justice.
But do not worry, evil among all humans. Mr. Juliantitan and I are lawyers graduated from a prestigious university in this country of the underworld, and we will not let any appeared with atrophied genitalia and brain destroyed by sexual abstinence, prevent our humble social work continues, and much less if the complaint legal representatives have helped many "artists" and "clowns" of which we discussed in the blog. 
Through this horrible space - the only thing we have not been closed - Will inform the glorious return of FORMOL.TV ., Probably in a new format. What is clear is that neither menopausal women, or the rotten and useless Colombian judicial system, may be with our truth, our virulent letters, our scathing critique and our unspeakable hatred.
Monday, September 20, 2010
How Can I Get My White Leather Couch Clean
zombie type:
Corridor rampant.
Source of infection: Book
voodoo practiced by ancient Knights Templar dark (?)
zombie makeup: Cutre
Gore / Guts / Dismemberment:
MIDDLE 
A year after the great success of the excellent British film "Shawn of the Dead," would emerge what some see as its Irish version - teen - seedy. Boy Eats Girl ¨ ¨ drink directly - and without qualms - from the source of glory and fame of the already mentioned British film, which does not prevent it from being considered a bad teen romantic comedy dressed by zombies.
The argument is as basic as any chapter of Chavo del 8: We have a typical teenage boy in love with the typical teenage girl, with typical characters of high school: His friends sex hungry losers, the evil captain of the rugby team, the blonde bitch and her entourage of friends dumb blonde ... more topics topics and watched over and over again in film and on the small screen. The main character suffers a disappointment in love, commits suicide and things of life, the protagonist's mother has access to an old voodoo book with which you can revive dead since the time of the Templars (?). The mother makes the spell, revive the boy but the spell goes wrong and the character begins to have dark desires of human flesh that will lead to even attempt against the love of his life, setting off a zombie epidemic in the peaceful Irish village .... Otherwise save me, probably many of you already know that goes on and how it ends.
And although we must not forget that this is a romantic comedy, in certain passages of the film it seems that the excuse of having zombies runners there but to add footage to a story of love / indifference between a teenager and his lover would not be a movie over the weekend on Disney Channel. In addition, the zombie makeup is one of the worst I've seen in my
life, indeed some seem makeup and dressed as if they were playing a joke for a party at a friend's house drunk and not a movie. The actions: sad and pathetic, I think it does not save any of that verdict. Perhaps the only thing salvageable and worth of this snafu is the final scene which is a clear homage to "keeping the respective proportions-to ¨ ¨ Braindead Peter Jackson, the rest to forget and discard my hard drive.
RATING: 2 / 5
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